Played By: Ethan Slupee
The Golgothan is a creature made essentially from Poop.. In the film Dogma he was resurrected by an assassin from hell by the name of Azrael to kill Bethany. Rising from the depths of a toilet and featuring menacing arms that can manifest into cannon-like weapons firing balls of poop. He distributed his prowess by easily overtaking a gang that challenged him, but easily fell prey to his biggest weakness………a deodorizing spray. Silent Bob shocked the demons face and saved the day and the Golgothan went away until resurrected again. I don’t know about you, but a giant poop monster would be the top of my list of monsters I wouldn’t want to run into. Leave it to Kevin Smith to make something this gross hilarious.
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