It is my unfortunate duty to inform the viewing public that if you are a fan of Stephen King or for that matter, good book to film adaptations, then you need to stay far away from Mick Garris’s Bag of Bones. In fact, do yourself a favor and stay away ... Read More
Posted On 07 Dec 2011 By Heather. Under .5 Stars (Pathetic), 2004, Comedy, Family/Kids, Holiday Movies!.
Is there some requirement for newer Christmas films to be awful movies that defecate all over the spirit of Christmas? Surviving Christmas was almost as bad as Christmas With The Cranks and right on par with Fred Claus.
Posted On 12 Nov 2011 By Bartleby. Under .5 Stars (Pathetic), 2010, 2011, Action, Horror, Reviews, Suspense/Thriller.
Mobster's Rating: My apologies to last February’s ‘Shelter’, which I wrongly assumed would be the worst supernatural thriller to show up this year. Darren Lynn Bousman’s ’11-11-11’ makes that Julianne Moore movie about Satanic mountain witches look accomplished in comparison. Here’s a thriller featuring lost faith, phantasmal bogeyman, spooky calendar dates and ... Read More
Why is it so many romantic comedies would better serve in the horror genre and so many horror movies would better serve in the comedy genre? Twenty minutes into "The Ruins", I was certain I had misread the synopsis, and misjudged the previews.
If you REALLY don't know if you'll like it or not, you're already a lost soul.
Posted On 03 Dec 2009 By Heather. Under .5 Stars (Pathetic), 2007, Family/Kids, Fantasy, Holiday Movies!.
2009 Holiday Movieathon HOLIDAY RATING Rated PG for mild language and some rude humor. 116 Minutes Directed By: David Dobkin Written By: Dan Fogelman Staring: Vince Vaughan, Paul Giamatti, Kevin Spacey, John Michael Higgins, Miranda Richardson, Rachel Weisz, Kathy Bates, Bobb’e J. Thompson, Elizabeth Banks, and Trevor Peacock Santa’s having some trouble getting the sled off the ... Read More
Rated PG for some language and a disturbing image. 99 Minutes Directed By: Alejandro Agresti Written By: David Auburn Staring: Sandra Bullock, Keanu Reeves, Christopher Plummer, Ebon Moss-Bachrach, Willeke van Ammelrooy, and Dylan Walsh as Morgan I sometimes feel as if I'm invisible, as if no one can see me at all. I never felt ... Read More
Posted On 29 Sep 2009 By Heather. Under .5 Stars (Pathetic), 2007, Action, Science Fiction, Suspense/Thriller.
Rated PG-13 for intense sequences of violent action, and some language. 96 Minutes Directed By: Lee Tamahori Written By: Gary Goldman and Jonathan Hensleigh Staring: Nicolas Cage, Julianne Moore, Jessica Biel, Thomas Kretschmann, Jim Beaver, Tory Kittles, and José Zúñiga I've seen every possible ending. None of them are good for you. -Cris Johnson Review: C'mon Nic ... Read More
Rated PG-13 for horror violence and disturbing images. 114 Minutes Written and Directed By: Mark Steven Johnson Staring: Nicolas Cage, Eva Mendes, Wes Bentley, Peter Fonda, Brett Cullen, and Donal Logue It's said that the West was built on legends. Tall tales that help us make sense of things too great or too terrifying ... Read More
Rated PG for some mild action and rude humor. 88 Minutes Directed By: Hoyt Yeatman Written By: Cormac Wibberley and Marianne Wibberley Staring: Sam Rockwell, Tracy Morgan, Nicolas Cage, Penelope Cruz, Bill Nighy, Will Arnett, Zach Galifianakis, Kelli Garner, Tyler Patrick Jones, and Piper Mackenzie Harris Review Seriously? This was the movie that knocked Harry Potter ... Read More
Rated PG-13 for thematic elements, some sexual material and brief violence. 108 Minutes Written and Directed By: Woody Allen Staring: Ewan McGregor, Colin Farrell, Tom Wilkinson, John Benfield, Claire Higgins, Andrew Howard, Sally Hawkins, Emily Gilchrist, and Hayley Atwell Well, that depends on the part, and who the director is, and how much I'd ... Read More