Posted On 15 Jan 2012 By Bartleby. Under 2.5 Stars (Noteworthy), Action, Action-Adventure, Foreign, Horror, Monster Madness, Reviews.
Chaw (NR) Running Time: 121 min. Directed by: Jeong-Won Shin Starring: Tae-Woong Eom, Yoon Jae-Moon, Yu-mi Jeong, Earl Wayne Ording Cinematography: Barry Stone Mobster's Rating: Before launching into Jeong-Won Shin’s B-movie bonanza Chaw, I believe a word of caution is in order. For those expecting a schlocky horror film like Razorback or possibly ... Read More
Posted On 11 Jan 2012 By Bartleby. Under 1.5 Stars (Insignificant), 2012, Action, By The Year, Horror, Reviews, Science Fiction, SyFy Originals.
Written by: Nathan Bartlebaugh Camel Spiders (Not rated) 2012 Running time:80 min Directed by: Jim Wynorski Written by: Jim Wynorski, J. Brad Wilke Starring: Brian Krause, C. Thomas Howell, GiGi Erneta, Diana Terranova, Michael Swan When one sits down to review a movie like Roger Corman’s Camel Spiders it’s helpful to be honest about your expectations. I have ... Read More
Giant monsters. Has-been acting and singing sensations coming back for one more pop culture groping. Plots so hole-ridden they might as well be a donut factory. 'Science' that would make a grade-schooler blush. And scads of ropey CGI that looks like it was banged out on an 1983 Texas Instruments ... Read More
Would you like to wander into a room with a giant sized blood thirty plant that could eat you for dinner? I think not. Audrey 2 from "Little Shop Of Horrors" (1986) is the creepy and also humorous monster of the week.
Deathmatch Number Two involves two of the greatest movie warriors ever. Aragorn and Leonidas fight to the death. Who wins?
Posted On 03 Jun 2010 By Jonathan Sullivan. Under 1985, Comedy, Family/Kids, Fantasy, Jon's Guilty Pleasure Emporium.
This month on Jon's Guilty Pleasure Emporium, Jon (who else?) writes incessantly about one of his favorite movies as a kid: The Peanut Butter Solution, a 1985 Canadian kids film. Although completely insane, it still remains one of his favorite movies and you can find out WHY in one simple click.
Of all the creatures in the Star Wars Universe the Rancor is pretty repulsive, even next to the smelly Taunton. Here he is highlighted for us in all his Gamorrean devouring glory!
Posted On 26 May 2010 By Heather. Under 2008, 3.5 Stars (Exceptional), Horror, Suspense/Thriller, SyFy Originals.
Rated PG-13 for violence, terror and disturbing images. 85 Minutes Written by: Matt Reeves Directed by: Drew Goddard Staring: Lizzie Caplan, Jessica Lewis, T.J. Miller, Jason Vogel, Odette Yustman, and Michael Stahl-David Ocean is big, dude. All I'm saying is a couple of years ago, they found a fish in Madagascar that they ... Read More
By suggestion of our friend at Paragraph Film reviews this weeks monster is based on "The Host"'s monster. If you haven't heard of, looks like a pretty mean fish guy from this Korean flick.
This Monster of the week is none other than the horrifying monster from Cloverfield. I'd forget the cannoli and get myself an arsenal on this one.
Posted On 11 May 2010 By Jonathan Sullivan. Under 1999, Comedy, Drama, Jon's Guilty Pleasure Emporium, Science Fiction.
Jon kicks off his new feature "Jon's Guilty Pleasure Emporium" with a look at the 1999 Chris Columbus movie Bicentennial Man, starring Robin Williams. Remember that robot movie you fell asleep watching on TBS? Yeah, that's this one.