Christmas With The Kranks (2004)
2009 Holiday Movieathon Rated PG for brief language and suggestive content. 99 Minutes No Stars! No Christmas TREES! Directed By: Joe Roth Written By: Christopher Columbus Based On The Novel By: John Grisham Staring: Tim Allen, Jamie Lee Curtis, Dan Akroyd, M. Emmet Walsh, Elizabeth Franz, Erik Per Sullivan, Austin Pendleton, Cheech Marin, Jake Busey, Caroline Rhea, ... Read More
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Anaconda (1997)
NO STARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rated PG-13 for intense adventure violence, and for brief language and sensuality. 89 Minutes Directed By: Luis Llosa Written By: Hans Bauer and Jim Cash Staring: Jennifer Lopez, Ice Cube, Jon Voight, Eric Stoltz, Jonathan Hyde, Owen Wilson, Kari Wuhrer, and Vincent Castellanos Never look into the eyes of someone you kill, they will ... Read More
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Witless Protection (2008)
NO STARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rated PG-13 for crude and sex-related humor. 97 Minutes Written and Directed By: Charles Robert Carner Staring: Larry The Cable Guy, Jenny McCarthy, Ivana Milicevic, Dan Waller, Yaphet Kotto, Peter Stormare, Eric Roberts, and Joe Mantegna Dang, my hand hasn’t been this sore since the first episode of Baywatch! -Deputy Larry Stalder Review Admittedly ... Read More
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Enough (2002)
NO STARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rated PG-13 for intense scenes of domestic violence, some sensuality and language. 115 Minutes Directed By: Michael Apted Written By: Nicholas Kazan Staring: Jennifer Lopez, Bill Campell, Tessa Allen, Fred Ward, Noah Wylie, and Juliette Lewis You have a divine animal right to protect your own life and the life of your offspring. -Ginny Synopsis On ... Read More
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Forces Of Nature (1999)
NO STARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rated PG-13 for sensuality, language and a scene of drug use. 105 Minutes Directed By: Bronwen Hughs Written By: Marc Lawrence Staring: Sandra Bullock, Ben Affleck, Blythe Danner, Maura Tierney, Steve Zahn, and Ronny Cox Sometimes the people we meet change us forever. -Ben Holmes Synopsis A soon-to-be-married man encounters an exciting stranger after his plane ... Read More
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AVPR: Alien Vs. Predator-Requiem (2007)
NO STARS EVER!!!!!!!! Rated R for violence, gore and language. 86 Minutes Directed By: Colin Strause and Greg Strause Written By: Shane Salerno Staring: Steven Pasquale, Johnny Lewis, John Ortiz, Reiko Aylesworth, and Ariel Gade Synopsis Warring alien and predator races descend on a small town, where unsuspecting residents must band together for any chance of survival. Review Here's ... Read More
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Deep Blue Sea (1999)
NO STARS!!!!!!!!!!! Rated R for graphic shark attacks, and for language. 105 Minutes Directed By: Renny Harlin Written By: Duncan Kennedy and Donna Powers Staring: Samuel L. Jackson, Saffron Burrows, LL Cool J, Michael Rappaport, Stellan Skarsgard, Thomas Jane, and Jacqueline McKenzie So here's the riddle. What does an eight thousand pound mako shark with a ... Read More
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License To Wed (2007)
Rated PG-13 for sexual humor and language. 91 Minutes Directed By: Ken Kwapis Written By: Kim Barker and Tim Rasmussen So Ben, what do you do, besides little Sadie here. -Reverend Frank Synopsis A reverend puts a couple threw his strenuous marriage course in order to see if they are fit to survive marriage. Review License to Wed encompasses ... Read More
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In The Name Of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2008)
NO STARS!!!!!!!!!!!! Rated PG-13 for intense battle sequences. 127 Minutes Written By: Doug Taylor and Jason Rappaport Directed By: Uwe Boll I will have my vengeance. -Farmer Synopsis An evil medieval magician/warlord uses magic to seduce a rival sorcerers daughter, steal her powers and run an army of drone killers to take over the land, yet ... Read More
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