Step Up (2006)
Rated PG-13 for thematic elements, brief violence and innuendo. 104 Minutes Directed By: Anne Fletcher Written By: Duane Adler and Melissa Rosenberg Staring: Channing Tatum, Jenna Dewan, Damaine Radcliffe, De'Shawn Washington, Mario, Drew Sidora, Rachel Grifitths, and Josh Henderson I didn't know you could dance without your tights! -Tyler Gage Review This was every bit of the ... Read More
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Harold & Kumar: Escape From Guantanamo Bay (2008)
Rated R for strong crude and sexual content, graphic nudity, pervasive language and drug use. 107 Minutes Written and Directed By: Jon Hurwitz and Hayden Schlossberg Staring: John Cho, Kal Penn, Rob Corddry, Jack Conley, Roger Bart, Danneel Harris, and Neil Patrick Harris I know, dude. It's gonna be exactly like Eurotrip only it's ... Read More
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Ghosts Of Girlfriends Past (2009)
Posted On 01 Jun 2009 By Heather. Under .5 Stars (Pathetic), 2009, Comedy, Romance, Romantic Comedy.
Directed By: Mark Waters Written By: Jon Lucas and Scott Moore Staring: Lacey Chabert, Michael Douglas, Matthew McConaughey, Jennifer Garner, Brecklin Meyer, Emma Stone, Robert Forster, and Anne Archer All this film does is placate to a woman's fantasy that all men, even the worst of the worst, deep down inside just want ... Read More
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Just Married (2003)
Rated PG-13 for sexual content, some crude humor and a brief drug reference. 95 Minutes Directed By: Shawn Levy Written By: Sam Harper Staring: Ashton Kutcher, Britany Murphy, Christian Kane, David Moscow, Monet Mazur, David Rasche, and Thad Luckinbill "The first sex I had on my honeymoon, was with a man named Santino." -Tom Synopsis A young ... Read More
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Max Payne (2008)
Rated PG-13 for violence including intense shooting sequences, drug content, some sexuality and brief strong language. 100 Minutes Directed By: John Moore Written By: Beau Thorne Staring: Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis, Beau Bridges, Ludacris, Chris O'Donnell, and Donal Logue I don't believe in Heaven. I believe in Pain. I believe in Fear. I believe in ... Read More
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Pearl Harbor (2001)
Posted On 31 Mar 2009 By Heather. Under .5 Stars (Pathetic), 2001, Action, Action-Adventure, Drama, Romance.
Rated PG-13 for sustained intense war sequences, images of wounded, brief sensuality and some language. 183 Minutes Directed By: Micheal Bay Written By: Randall Wallace Staring: Ben Affleck, Kate Beckinsale, Josh Harnett, Cuba Gooding Jr., Alec Baldwin, Jon Voight, Tom Sizemore, William Lee Scott, Ewen Bremmer, and Jennifer Garner Danny, you can't die. You can't ... Read More
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Monster In Law (2005)
Posted On 19 Feb 2009 By Heather. Under .5 Stars (Pathetic), 2005, Comedy, Romance, Romantic Comedy.
Rated PG-13 for sex references and language. 120 Minutes Directed By: Robert Luketic Written By: Anya Kochoff Staring: Jennifer Lopez, Jane Fonda, Michael Vartan, Wanda Sykes, Adam Scott, and Monet Mazur Let's go someplace near the ocean and drink lunch. -Viola Fields Synopsis The love life of Charlotte is reduced to an endless string of disastrous blind ... Read More
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Hollow Man (2000)
Posted On 11 Feb 2009 By Heather. Under .5 Stars (Pathetic), 2000, Science Fiction, Suspense/Thriller.
Rated R for strong violence, language and some sexuality/nudity. 112 Minutes Directed By: Paul Verhoeven Written By: Gary Scott Thompson and Andrew W. Marlowe Staring: Kevin Bacon, Elisabeth Shue, Josh Brolin, Kim Dickens, and Greg Grenburg This is God. You are disturbing the natural order of things, and will be severely punished for all eternity. God has ... Read More
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Pathfinder (2007)
Rated R for strong brutal violence throughout. 99 Minutes Directed By: Marcus Nispel Written By: Laeta Kalogridis Staring: Karl Urban, Moon Bloodgood, Russell Means, Clancy Brown, and Clay Tavare There are two wolves fighting in each man's heart. One is Love, the other is Hate. -Starfire Synopsis A Viking boy is left behind after his clan battles a ... Read More
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Because I Said So! (2008)
Rated PG-13 for sexual content including dialogue, some mature thematic material and partial nudity. 102 Minutes Directed By: Michael Lehmann Written By: Karen Leigh Hopkins and Jessie Nelson Staring: Diane Keaton, Mandy Moore, Gabriel Macht, Tom Evertt Scott, Lauren Graham, Piper Perabo, and Stephen Collins God couldn't be everywhere so that is why he invented ... Read More
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Catwoman (2004)
Rated PG-13 for action violence and some sensuality. 104 Minutes Directed By: Pitof Written By: Bob Kane and Theresa Rebeck White Russian, no ice, no vodka... hold the Kahlua. -Catwoman Synopsis A shy woman finds herself given a special gift, cat reflexes and power. Years of feminine oppression has left her walking a thin line between good ... Read More
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