Posted On 11 Jan 2012 By Bartleby. Under 1.5 Stars (Insignificant), 2012, Action, By The Year, Horror, Reviews, Science Fiction, SyFy Originals.
Written by: Nathan Bartlebaugh Camel Spiders (Not rated) 2012 Running time:80 min Directed by: Jim Wynorski Written by: Jim Wynorski, J. Brad Wilke Starring: Brian Krause, C. Thomas Howell, GiGi Erneta, Diana Terranova, Michael Swan When one sits down to review a movie like Roger Corman’s Camel Spiders it’s helpful to be honest about your expectations. I have ... Read More
Giant monsters. Has-been acting and singing sensations coming back for one more pop culture groping. Plots so hole-ridden they might as well be a donut factory. 'Science' that would make a grade-schooler blush. And scads of ropey CGI that looks like it was banged out on an 1983 Texas Instruments ... Read More
Posted On 26 May 2010 By Heather. Under 2008, 3.5 Stars (Exceptional), Horror, Suspense/Thriller, SyFy Originals.
Rated PG-13 for violence, terror and disturbing images. 85 Minutes Written by: Matt Reeves Directed by: Drew Goddard Staring: Lizzie Caplan, Jessica Lewis, T.J. Miller, Jason Vogel, Odette Yustman, and Michael Stahl-David Ocean is big, dude. All I'm saying is a couple of years ago, they found a fish in Madagascar that they ... Read More
Posted On 26 Apr 2010 By Heather. Under 2 Stars (Mediocre), 2010, Fantasy, Science Fiction, SyFy Originals.
Written By: Randall M. Badat and Robert Hewitt Wolfe Directed By: Stuart Gilliard Staring: Tahmoh Penikett, Laura Vandervoort, Mark Deklin, Peter Wingfield, Jeananne Goossen, Alan Cummings, and Matthew MacCaull Review SyFy's newest party involves a world about Rivers. I have not read the novels so am in no way attached to the original material ... Read More
90 Minutes Directed By: Jeffery Scott Lando Written By: Anthony C. Ferrante and Jay Frasco Staring: Corin Nemec, Charisma Carpenter, Rick Robinson Jr., Edrick Browne, Marcus Lyle Brown, Gregory Campo, and Kyle Russell Clements Review I don't know how it's possible, but this was actually scarier than "The Hills Have Eyes" for me. Laugh out ... Read More
Posted On 25 Jan 2010 By Heather. Under 1.5 Stars (Insignificant), 2009, Science Fiction, SyFy Originals.
Directed By: Fred Olen Ray Written By: Mark Sanderson Staring: Luke Perry, Krista Allen, Tom Berenger, Louis Mandylor, Anthony Tyler Quinn, John L. Curtis, David Andriole, and Robert Catrini Review I've had it with these mutha f**ken snakes on this mutha f**ken submarine! Seriously? I have to acknowledge what a good question that really is. ... Read More
Posted On 10 Jan 2010 By Heather. Under 2 Stars (Mediocre), 2002, Science Fiction, Suspense/Thriller, SyFy Originals.
100 Minutes Directed By: Bill Corcoran Written By: Ron McGee Staring: Mark-Paul Gosselaar, Corbin Bernsen, Sharon Lawrence, Carl Lewis, Jonathan Blick, Daniel Costello, and Charmaine Guest Of course! They only give you a tornado warning when your house is 50 feet from where you built it! -Jake Review You get a title like "Atomic Twister" and ... Read More
Posted On 02 Jan 2010 By Heather. Under 2007, 3 Stars (Fantastic), Action-Adventure, Fantasy, Science Fiction, SyFy Originals.
Directed By: Nick Willing Written By: Jill E. Blotevogel and Steven Long Mitchell Adapted From The Novel: The Wizard Of Oz By L. Frank Baum Staring: Zoey Deschanel, Alan Cummings, Neal McDonough, Kathleen Robertson, Raoul Trujillo, Callum Keith Rennie, Richard Dreyfus, Blu Makuma, Anna Galvin, Ted Whithall, Rachael Pattee and Alexia Fast as ... Read More
Written By: Brad Wright and Jonathon Glassner Staring: Richard Dean Anderson, Amanda Tapping, Ben Browder, Christopher Judge, Michael Shanks, Beau Bridges, Don S. Davis, Claudia Black, William Devane, Cliff Simon and Dan Shea That is why we’ve come all this way. Why we had to endure all that singing. Get rid of ... Read More
Mild Profanity, Intense Battle Scenes, Some Intense Scenes 102 Minutes Written By: Brad Wright and Jonathan Glassner Directed By: Robert C. Cooper Staring: Amanda Tapping, Ben Browder, Christopher Judge, Michael Shanks, Beau Bridges, Claudia Black, Gary Jones, Currie Graham, Tim Guinee, Morena Baccarin, Sarah Strange, Micheal Beach, and Julian Sands Yeah, that’s how we felt ... Read More
240 Minutes Written and Directed By: Nick Willing Staring: Caterina Scorsone, Kathy Bates, Tim Curry, Philip Winchester, Andrew Lee Potts, Matt Frewer, Colm Meaney, Zak Santiago, Alessandro Juliani, Nancy Robertson, Eugene Lipinski, Harry Dean Stanton, Geoff Redknap, and Charlotte Sullivan Review The whimsy and pleasure of the Alice we once knew is now replaced ... Read More