Posted On 27 Apr 2012 By Bartleby. Under 1.5 Stars (Insignificant), By Genre, By Star Rating, Comedy, Reviews, Romance, Romantic Comedy.
Mobsters Rating: If the job was to simulate the real feelings of impatience and frustration that come along with hesitant couples dancing around marital consecration, then The Five Year Engagement succeeds. If the Judd Apatow-produced comedy was trying for anything else—like a relatable, quick-witted romp with likable characters and a sweet ... Read More
Posted On 11 Jan 2012 By Bartleby. Under 1.5 Stars (Insignificant), 2012, Action, By The Year, Horror, Reviews, Science Fiction, SyFy Originals.
Written by: Nathan Bartlebaugh Camel Spiders (Not rated) 2012 Running time:80 min Directed by: Jim Wynorski Written by: Jim Wynorski, J. Brad Wilke Starring: Brian Krause, C. Thomas Howell, GiGi Erneta, Diana Terranova, Michael Swan When one sits down to review a movie like Roger Corman’s Camel Spiders it’s helpful to be honest about your expectations. I have ... Read More
Posted On 29 Jun 2011 By Bartleby. Under 1.5 Stars (Insignificant), 2011, Action, Action-Adventure, By Genre, Fantasy, Reviews, Science Fiction.
Mobsters Rating: Transformers: Dark of the Moon may be the ultimate Michael Bay movie. Featuring skull-rattling action sequences, state-of-the-art special effects, over-heated set pieces and a severe lack of anything pretending to be intelligence or modesty, Transformers 3 comes off like a hyperactive kid’s afternoon playtime; a golden-age alien invasion ... Read More
Posted On 08 Apr 2011 By Bartleby. Under 1.5 Stars (Insignificant), 2011, Action, Action-Adventure, Comedy, Fantasy, Reviews.
Mobster Rating: David Gordon Green, where have ye gone? Once the most promising and inspiring of indie filmmakers, directing such poignant American vignettes as George Washington, Undertow, and All the Real Girls, Green has lately turned over to crass stoner comedies. While that artistic about-face paid off with 2008’s Pineapple ... Read More
Posted On 25 Feb 2011 By Bartleby. Under 1.5 Stars (Insignificant), 2011, Action, Action-Adventure, By Genre, Fantasy, Horror, Reviews.
Cage and the Hairpiece bust out of Hell is this slapdash mix of faux Grindhouse trinkets. It's insane of course, but is it worth the admission price to see the Cagester sipping beer out of an enemie's cracked skull? I'll leave that to you.
Posted On 07 Jan 2011 By Jonathan Sullivan. Under 1.5 Stars (Insignificant), 2011, Action, Fantasy, Horror, Reviews.
Yeah...I don't think you wanna start 2011 off this way dudes and dudettes.
Posted On 07 Jan 2011 By Bartleby. Under 1.5 Stars (Insignificant), 2010, Action, Suspense/Thriller.
Dominic Sena’s Season of the Witch features Nicolas Cage and Ron Perlman as ex-Crusaders fighting their way across medieval Europe through all manner of zombies, devil dogs and gargoyles to deliver a suspected witch to a monastery. That is a bad movie is not surprising. To find, however, that it ... Read More
Faster should have been called "Not Faster" cause it's, like, not fast and stuff. Get it?!?
Posted On 15 Nov 2010 By Jonathan Sullivan. Under 1.5 Stars (Insignificant), 2010, Action, Comedy, Reviews, Science Fiction.
Skyline is the train wreck everyone says it is, and if you have that feeling in your gut you're going to be disappointed, follow that instinct. If you're like me though and enjoy insanely bad movies, it may be worth a watch despite what your conscience tries to tell you.
Posted On 22 Oct 2010 By Jonathan Sullivan. Under 1.5 Stars (Insignificant), 2009, 2010, Action, Action-Adventure, By Star Rating, Western.
At 80 minutes, The Last Rites of Ransom Pride is all style over substance, and the style isn't even that great.
Running time: 129 min. Rating: PG-13 for mature thematic elements including disturbing disaster and accident images, and for brief strong language Directed by: Clint Eastwood. Written by: Peter Morgan. Starring: Matt Damon (George); Cecile de France (Marie); George McLaren and Frankie McLaren (Marcus/Jason); Jay Mohr (Billy); Bryce Dallas Howard (Melanie); Marthe Keller (Dr. ... Read More
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