Review: Machete (2010)
Posted On 02 Sep 2010 By Bartleby. Under 1.5 Stars (Insignificant), 2010, Action, Action-Adventure, By Star Rating.
Robert Rodriguez's Machete has all the seedy elements of its Grindhouse inspirations, but none of the imagination or sincerity. This one should have stayed a 3 minute trailer.
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Review: Speed Racer (2008)
Posted On 13 May 2010 By Heather. Under 1.5 Stars (Insignificant), 2008, Action, Action-Adventure, Science Fiction.
Rated PG for sequences of action, some violence and language. 135 Minutes Written and Directed By: Andy Wachowski and Larry Wachowski Staring: Emilie Hirsch, Susan Sarandon, John Goodman, Christina Ricci, Scott Porter, Christian Oliver,Jack Herforth, Kick Gurry, Christian Oliver, Paulie Litt, Roger Allam, and Matthew Fox Racing's in our blood. Like for Pops, it ... Read More
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Gamer (2009)
Rated R for frenetic sequences of strong brutal violence throughout, sexual content, nudity and language. 95 Minutes Directed and Written By: Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor Staring: Gerard Butler, Michael C. Hall, Amber Valletta, Kyra Sedgwick, Logan Lerman, Allison Loman, Terry Crews, Zoe Ball, Milo Ventimiglia, Keith Jardine, John Leguizamo, and Ludacris I hope ... Read More
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SyFy Weekly: Sea Snakes (2009)
Posted On 25 Jan 2010 By Heather. Under 1.5 Stars (Insignificant), 2009, Science Fiction, SyFy Originals.
Directed By: Fred Olen Ray Written By: Mark Sanderson Staring: Luke Perry, Krista Allen, Tom Berenger, Louis Mandylor, Anthony Tyler Quinn, John L. Curtis, David Andriole, and Robert Catrini Review I've had it with these mutha f**ken snakes on this mutha f**ken submarine! Seriously? I have to acknowledge what a good question that really is. ... Read More
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Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs (2009) Jim’s Take
Posted On 05 Oct 2009 By Jim. Under 1.5 Stars (Insignificant), 2009, Animated, Family/Kids, Fantasy.
Rated PG for brief mild language. 90 min Directed By: Phil Lord & Chris Miller Written By: Judi Barrett & Ron Barrett Prepare to get served Review: This movie left me feeling sick and in a food induced coma. It is not because I did not enjoy the movie, its literally because I ate too much ... Read More
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Lara Croft: Tomb Raider-The Cradle Of Life (2003)
Rated PG-13 for action violence and some sensuality. 117 Minutes Directed By: Jan De Bont Written By: Dean Georgaris Staring: Angelina Jolie, Gerard Butler, Djimon Hounsou, Ciarán Hinds, Chris Barrie, and Noah Taylor Everything lost is meant to be found. Don’t worry. -Lara Croft Review Better director, but worse movie? What happened? It’s not as though ... Read More
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Timeline (2003)
Posted On 13 Sep 2009 By Heather. Under 1.5 Stars (Insignificant), 2003, Fantasy, Science Fiction, Suspense/Thriller.
Rated PG-13 for intense battle sequences and brief language. 116 Minutes Directed By: Richard Donnor Written By: Jeff Maguire Based On The Novel By: Michael Crichton Staring: Paul Walker, Gerard Butler, Frances O'Connor, Billy Conolly, David Thewlis, and Anna Friel The way I see it, we’ve got what, we’ve got 650 years of knowledge on these ... Read More
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Charlie Wilson’s War (2007)
Rated R for strong language, nudity/sexual content and some drug use. 102 MinutesWritten By: Aaron SorkinDirected By: Mike NicholsStaring: Tom Hanks, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Julia Roberts, and Amy Adams Yeah, well I'd like to take a moment to review the several ways in which you're a douche bag? -Gust Avrokotos Review Charlie Wilson ... Read More
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The Happening (2008)
Posted On 20 Aug 2009 By Heather. Under 1.5 Stars (Insignificant), 2008, Drama, Horror, Science Fiction.
Rated R for violent and disturbing images. 91 Minutes Directed and Written By: M. Night Shyamalan Staring: Mark Wahlberg, Zoey Deschanel, John Leguizamo, Ashlyn Sanchez, and Betty Buckley Nice answer, Jake. He's right. Science will come up with some reason to put in the books, but in the end it'll be just a theory. ... Read More
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Bewitched (2005)
Posted On 11 Aug 2009 By Heather. Under 1.5 Stars (Insignificant), 2005, Comedy, Romance, Romantic Comedy.
Rated PG-13 for some language, including sex and drug references, and partial nudity. 102 Minutes Directed By: Nora Ephron Written By: Nora Ephron and Delia Ephron Staring: Nicole Kidman, Will Ferrell, Michael Caine, Shirley MacLaine, and Jason Schwartzman I am through with just snapping my fingers and getting my way. -Isabel Review Despite being concerned about ... Read More
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Blades Of Glory (2007)
Rated PG-13 for crude and sexual humor, language, a comic violent image and some drug references. 93 MinutesDirected By: Josh Gordon and Will SpeckWritten By: Jeff Cox and Craig CoxStaring: Will Ferrell, John Heder, Amy Poehler, Will Arnett, and Jenna Fisher Nancy Kerrigan. You an official here? Cause you've officially given ... Read More
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