Posted On 07 Dec 2011 By Heather. Under .5 Stars (Pathetic), 2004, Comedy, Family/Kids, Holiday Movies!.
Is there some requirement for newer Christmas films to be awful movies that defecate all over the spirit of Christmas? Surviving Christmas was almost as bad as Christmas With The Cranks and right on par with Fred Claus.
Rated R for violence and language. 120 Minutes # 35 on 100 Movies I Haven't Seen...........But Should Directed By: Michael Mann Written By: Stuart Beattie Staring: Tom Cruise, Jamie Foxx, Jada Pinkett-Smith, Mark Ruffalo, Peter Berg, Richard T. Jones, Jason Statum, Debi Mazar, Javier Bardem, and Bruce McGill Okay, look, here's the deal. Man, you were ... Read More
2009 Holiday Movieathon Rated PG for brief language and suggestive content. 99 Minutes No Stars! No Christmas TREES! Directed By: Joe Roth Written By: Christopher Columbus Based On The Novel By: John Grisham Staring: Tim Allen, Jamie Lee Curtis, Dan Akroyd, M. Emmet Walsh, Elizabeth Franz, Erik Per Sullivan, Austin Pendleton, Cheech Marin, Jake Busey, Caroline Rhea, ... Read More
Rated R for zombie violence/gore and language. 99 Minutes Directed By: Edgar Wright Written By: Edgar Wright and Simon Pegg Staring: Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, Lucy David, Dylan Morgan, Nicola Cunningham, Bill Nighy, and Kate Ashifield We take Pete's car, we drive over to Mum's, we go in, take care of Philip - "I'm so ... Read More
Posted On 04 Aug 2009 By Heather. Under 2004, 3.5 Stars (Exceptional), Action, Action-Adventure, Fantasy.
Rated R for graphic violence and some sexuality/nudity. 163 Minutes Directed By: Wolfgang Peterson Screenplay By: David Benioff Based On The Novel “The Iliad” By: Homer Staring: Brad Pitt, Eric Bana, Orlando Bloom, Brian Cox, Diane Kruger, Brenden Gleeson, Sean Bean, Garrett Hedlund, Julie Christie, Peter O'Toole, Rose Byrne, and Saffron Burrows Everything is more beautiful ... Read More
Rated PG for brief mild language. 80 Minutes Directed By: David Hewitt Written By: Joel Cohen Staring: Bill Murray, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Brecklin Myers, Stephen Tobolowsky, and Evan Arnold Once again, my life has been saved by the miracle of lasagna. -Garfield The infamous fat, orange, witty cat named Garfield (Bill Murray) spends his days taunting ... Read More
Rated PG-13 for some sexuality. 123 Minutes Directed By: Nick Cassavetes Written By: Jon Sardi Based On The Novel By: Nicolas Sparks Staring: Ryan Rosling, James Marsden, Rachel McAdams, James Garner, Gena Rowlands, Sam Shepard, Joan Allen, and Ed Grady- So it's not gonna be easy. It's gonna be really hard. We're gonna have to work ... Read More
Rated R for language, some strong sexual content and nudity. 126 Minutes Written and Directed By: Alexander Payne Based On The Novel By: Rex Pickett Staring: Paul Giamatti, Thomas Hayden Church, Virginia Madsen, and Sandra Oh No, if anyone orders Merlot, I'm leaving. I am NOT drinking any fucking Merlot! -Miles Review Two middle aged guys have ... Read More
Posted On 30 Apr 2009 By Heather. Under 1.5 Stars (Insignificant), 2004, Family/Kids, Fantasy, Romance, Romantic Comedy.
113 Minutes Directed By: Gary Marshall Written By: Gina Wendkos Staring: Anne Hathaway, Julie Andrews, Hector Elizando, John Rhys-Davies, Heather Matarazzo, and Chris Pine The feat you ask, dear sir, isn't easy. And I won't respond to that line, it's far too cheesy. -Princess Mia Review Not only was the quote above cheesy, but so was ... Read More
Rated PG for mild thematic elements and brief language. 106 Minutes Directed By: Marc Forster Written By: David Magee Staring: Johnny Depp, Kate Winslet, Julie Christie, Radha Mitchell, Dustin Hoffman, Freddie Highmore, Mackensie Crook, and Kelly Macdonald Porthos dreams of being a bear, and you want to shatter those dreams by saying he's *just* a ... Read More
Rated PG-13 for rude and sexual humor, and language. 92 Minutes Written and Directed By: Rawson Marshall Thurber Staring: Vince Vaughn, Christine Taylor, Ben Stiller, Rip Torn, Justin Long, Stephen Root, Joel Moore, Chris Williams, Jason Bateman, and Alan Tudyk, "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood - nobody!" -White Goodman Review Dodgeball is the kind ... Read More
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