Posted On 25 Feb 2011 By Bartleby. Under 1.5 Stars (Insignificant), 2011, Action, Action-Adventure, By Genre, Fantasy, Horror, Reviews.
Cage and the Hairpiece bust out of Hell is this slapdash mix of faux Grindhouse trinkets. It's insane of course, but is it worth the admission price to see the Cagester sipping beer out of an enemie's cracked skull? I'll leave that to you.
For the 17th Episode of MILFcast, joined by the neo sunglass wearing Kai Parker (The List) and our guests Dylan Fields who is so handsome that he forgot to develop wit and hilarity (of Blog Cabins) and Frank Mengarelli who knows more about bitches, hoes, and cocaine than anyone (the Pompous Film Snob) to discuss the following:
Posted On 18 Feb 2011 By Bartleby. Under 2 Stars (Mediocre), 2011, Action, Action-Adventure, Family/Kids, Fantasy, Science Fiction.
Three is dead. I am Number 4. I'm also cliched, maudlin and moderately fun if you don't think too hard about me. And if you have never read a sci-fi novel before, I might just be breathtakingly original.
Review: Barney’s Version (2011)
Paul Giamatti brings another apathetic schlub to glorious life in the hit and miss adaptation of Mordechai Richler's celebrated novel, Barney's Version. Too much fidelity renders many of the characters flat, but there's no stopping the lead, who grabs this one by the teeth and never lets go.
Posted On 10 Feb 2011 By Jonathan Sullivan. Under 2010, 3 Stars (Fantastic), Comedy, Documentary, Drama, Reviews.
Rated R for sexual material, graphic nudity, pervasive language, some drug use and crude content. Starring: Jaoquin Phoenix, Casey Affleck, Antony Langdon Written by: Casey Affleck/Jaoquin Phoenix Directed by: Casey Affleck I'm Still Here is not a real documentary. Did I just ruin everything for you? Sorry to do that, but it's important that ... Read More
Check out the demon in Heather's computer again, be serenaded by Steve Bush, frightened by Jason Soto, wooed by Scotty Do, feel intellectually inferior to Univarn, and of course feel compelled to take off all your clothes by the sound of Kai's sexy man voice.
Posted On 08 Feb 2011 By Jonathan Sullivan. Under 1 Star (Awful), 2011, Horror, Reviews, Suspense/Thriller.
A movie about an obsessively organized efficiency expert whose life unravels in unexpected ways when fate forces him to explore the serendipitous nature of love and forgiveness is a lot to swallow in one breath. But what Chaos Theory succeeds at is manipulating this story base and makes for a compelling/interesting character piece.
Posted On 04 Feb 2011 By Bartleby. Under 2 Stars (Mediocre), Action, Action-Adventure, By Genre, Reviews, Suspense/Thriller.
Most of the marketing surrounding the new survival thriller Sanctum focuses on its producer, James Cameron, and the cutting-edge 3D cameras used to film it. There is a very good reason for this; there isn’t much else to promote. Avatar fans looking for more multi-dimensional sensory escapism will be sorely ... Read More